Friday, December 11, 2015

IT Tips - December 2015


 

It’s that time again! Happy Holidays! 


What’s Inside:

Tech Section
·         How to be a Good Elf 
 

How to be a Good Elf                                                            
Obviously, Christmas elves are very important. How else do you think toys are made?
This IT Tip will help you to contribute to the merriment and be the best elf you can be.
Santa needs you!
 
Ok, what can I do?!
You’re definitely going to need a tool kit. The smaller the better. After all, toys have small parts so it’s only logical that you will need tiny elf tools. Speaking of which, remind me later to talk about the protocol for choking-hazard labeling.
Anyway, back to tools. Like most good elves, we’ll head over to Amazon for a good tool kit. Yes. Elves use Amazon. 

Those tools look like they’re for electronics. Don’t elves make wooden cars and jack in the boxes?
Oh boy, this is going to be more work than I thought…
It is 2015; you had better get used to making iPads and Gameboys. 

Wasn’t I supposed to remind you to talk about choking hazards?
Of course! As skilled elf professionals, we must be aware of the proper protocol for labeling toys with small parts.
First, meticulously measure all of the small parts of each toy with a micrometer. Next… Who am I kidding, all you want from December’s IT Tip is a Jib Jab of the IT department dancing it out. I wasn’t born yesterday.
Here you go:


 

Actually… We need to get everyone in IT involved:


 

 

Have a great month, everyone!

-Keith

Please don’t hesitate to shoot me an email if you have a something that you think will make a good tip. You’ll get credit on the blog for your contribution and I might give you a high-five

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks Keith! Happy Holiday to you all in IT. NONE of us in the field could survive without all of you! I'm very Thankful and Grateful for all of you!

Unknown said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS you crazy IT people... LOL! :)

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