It’s that time again! Happy Holidays!
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How to be a Good Elf
How to be a Good Elf
Obviously, Christmas elves are very important.
How else do you think toys are made?
This IT Tip will help you to contribute to the merriment
and be the best elf you can be.
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| Santa needs you! |
Ok, what can I do?!
You’re definitely going to need a tool kit. The
smaller the better. After all, toys have small parts so it’s only logical that
you will need tiny elf tools. Speaking of which, remind me later to talk about
the protocol for choking-hazard labeling.
Anyway, back to tools. Like most
good elves, we’ll head over to Amazon for a good tool kit. Yes. Elves
use Amazon.
Those tools look like they’re for
electronics. Don’t elves make wooden cars and jack in the boxes?
Oh boy, this is going to be more work than I
thought…
It is
2015; you had better get used to making iPads and Gameboys.
Wasn’t I supposed to remind you to talk
about choking hazards?
Of course! As skilled elf professionals, we must
be aware of the proper protocol for labeling toys with small parts.
First, meticulously measure all of the small parts of each toy with a micrometer. Next… Who
am I kidding, all you want from December’s IT Tip is a Jib Jab of the IT department
dancing it out. I wasn’t born yesterday.
Here you go:
Actually… We need to get everyone in IT involved:
Have
a great month, everyone!
-Keith
Please
don’t hesitate to shoot me an email if you have a something that you think will
make a good tip. You’ll get credit on the blog for your contribution and I
might give you a high-five

2 comments:
Thanks Keith! Happy Holiday to you all in IT. NONE of us in the field could survive without all of you! I'm very Thankful and Grateful for all of you!
MERRY CHRISTMAS you crazy IT people... LOL! :)
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